Jonah Falcon has had the unofficial title since his appearance on HBO Documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed in 1999, according to HBO Documentary Private Dick.
Mr. Big: Jonah Falcon’s Giant Penis Problem” was the title of a Rolling Stone article about him in 2003.
For over two decades, a man who has held the ‘enviable’ title of owner of the “world’s biggest penis” has spoken about his experience and offered advice to fellow men who feel insufficient due to their tiny size.
Falcon, whose penis is 13.5 inches when erect, claims his foreskin could completely encircle a doorknob.
He revealed that he initially discovered he had something special after his buddies pointed it out to him, and that he has since been receiving a lot of attention, particularly from ladies, without exerting much effort.
“I don’t need a fancy car, I don’t need a gun, I happily wear a mask, and so on, because I don’t have to prove my masculinity to anyone else. I’ll wear all pink, dammit!”
Despite all the attention and the fact that women themselves are chasing after him for sex, Falcon said there are still disadvantage to having a big penis.
He went on to say that not withstanding the size of his manhood, he manages to have sex with women without hurting them in the process.
“If your partner is excited, they can take a fire hydrant. Look, I’ve had one partner say that they’d tried getting f***ed by big c*cks, but they always hurt, but I was shockingly easy, even though I am a little thicker than my wrist.”
For men who do not have a big penis, Falcon says he envies you sometimes because you have something he doesn’t have.
“A hot bod and a winning personality will attract far more than a large c*ck if you’re looking for sex,” he said.
“I see hot guys with ripped abs, and I feel inadequate. Otherwise, no one cares if you have a small c*ck except yourself. Don’t bring it up, and if they make comments, just show how experienced you are at using your mouth.
“Trust me. I’ve been rendered helpless by a good blowjob. The same will happen going down on a hot guy or gal.”